my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween
i personally like to take this as john code for “stop being so attractive”

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT ¡
HE JSUT FUCKING DODGED EVERYTHING OMGGG
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
If you’re my only friend in a class and you choose someone else when the teacher says to pick partners thats it, game over pal, you’re dead to me
MAN I WISH I WAS HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE SOMEONE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED